Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Guess a profession

I am a guy. When I am bored, I will go to this certain place to drink and chill out. However, drinking alone by myself is very boring and dull. So I have the option of getting this group of girls to drink with me. The girls only have to sit down next to me, chat with me and play games with me. And when I feel like it, I can hug them, kiss them and even caress them. In exchange for all these, these girls can drink all that they want. And if my mood is good, I might even take them out for supper. Okay so here is the question. What is the profession of these girls? =)

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I need a secretary!

Seriously, I am a cock. I have no flair for administrative task at all. I do not keep my things properly and I also always end up losing my documents and stuffs.

I lost my O'level and A'level cert. Shocking rite? Haha but for those who know me, they will definitely say this is expected of me. I am always able to do the most unexpected thing - both positive and negative but it is usually the latter. Laugh.

Today i went to Mapletree Investment Pte Ltd for an interview. The positon is as an investment analyst and if selected, I will be sent to China for 18mths. After which, I will have to come back to Singapore and work with Mapletree for another 2 years. But okay, this is not the main issue. There were three interviewers inside the room. They were looking at the application form which I have emailed to them a couple of days ago. And guess what, I did not fill up the form correctly!!! Look carefully to see if you can spot the mistakes below. (Double-click to enlarge the image)


Haha i cancelled wrongly!!! So technically, I am supposed to have been convicted in court before, am suffering from disease and have been dismissed by my former employers!!! Laugh! Although they never say anything much but it definitely doesn't leave a good impression. Haha oh well. Seriously, I hate to fill up those kind of forms. That application form was 5 pages long and took me almost an hour to fill up. Towards the end, I was damn pissed off and was juz trying to finish it ASAP. But then again....the mistake was unforgivable. Sigh...I really need a personal secretary.